I don’t know what else to say but I am exhausted with stupid rich people being in my life. I think the French were on to something…
I have trouble telling what is satire and what isn’t.
I was thinking that arm was complete fiction, but apparently ole Jeffro had been working out.
It’s amazing what you can accomplish with TRT and a personal trainer who is at your beck and call 24/7/365.
Yep, I’d do the same if I was sitting on a pile of money. Not all of them do, that’s for sure.
I know. Is that thing really his fiance? She looks like she just crawled out of the uncanny valley.
The sad thing is I bet she was pretty before all the work was done
I’ll never understand women who go shove needles in their face to look like they just got stung by bees all or like they shoved basketballs under their chest, complete with horrific scars.
That’s actually a good photo of her. It’s been hand retouched, I’m sure.
Tony Stark titan of industry
Ooh, that’s going to get under Elon’s skin. I wonder if he’ll challenge Jeff to a cage match for the Tony Stark-wannabe title…
They’re both far too socially oblivious to be Tony Stark.
Not sure Tony Stark embodies social consciousness to me but he’s definitely too self deprecating for either of these two to win the title
Tony Stark knows he’s being a dick and knows how not to be a dick, he chooses when he’s a dick. Bezos and Musk are so far up their own assholes they are clueless to how to be genuinely good people.
Same vibes:
Ben stiller played the greatest douchebags
Billionaires really need to take a cue from Ty Warner (the Beanie Babies mogul and still pretty contemptible) and stay the fuck off social media.
You don’t get to be sympathizable once your extreme gains are assuredly ill-gotten. You get to hide in your mansion, swim in your lucre like Scrooge McDuck, and have your marketing team filter and massage your outgoing public announcements.
Can’t really midlife crisis harder than this
So much body-shaming in this thread, I had to make sure I wasn’t back on reddit. Fuckin’ incels.
