Summary
Minnesota Republican state Sen. Justin Eichorn, who introduced a bill classifying “Trump Derangement Syndrome” as a mental illness, was arrested for allegedly soliciting sex from a minor.
Police say Eichorn believed he was meeting a 16-year-old girl but was actually texting undercover officers. His arrest came just a day after he and four other Republican senators introduced the controversial bill.
Eichorn, who is married with four children, was booked into jail and will be transferred to the Hennepin County Adult Detention Center.
You can’t make this shit up.
I wonder if this was on purpose… word gets around in those circles. People know each other.
no, you can. they’re all pedophiles. every single one.
You can, but no one would be interested because “it’s just not realistic.” This is almost entirely a meme at this point.
I’m shocked.
Crazy huh…
I wonder how long before the fake org called “doge” seeks to defund any police anywhere that are catching pedos, because it is probably just “waste, fraud and abuse” to bust what are probably mostly qons.
Hopefully it’s done by the states, so they can’t defend it.
Bloomington Police Department jail
It seems like its not federal. Minnosota Board of Pardons have zero republicans, one is Governor Tim Walz, the other is a Minnesota Supreme Court justice appointed by Tim Walz, and the Attorney General of Minnesota, who is a DFL member, so he has near zero chance of getting a pardon.
If you are a public figure why would you risk this? I am not confident, but I am pretty sure there was some mid teir Diddy or Epstien he could have talk to.
Whatever. Not surprised, hope he spends the rest of his life in jail.
you don’t understand power, fascists, or pedophiles. but I repeat myself.
The onion is going to have a hard time with this new competition, Clown world.
they actually… oh god does somebody want to explain that to them? I don’t have it in me.
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Every accusation is a confession. The qons accuse normal Americans of having “derangement syndrome”, meanwhile it is quite clear the magamaniacs are the ones with derangement.
Republicans and pedophilia. Try to name a more iconic duo
christianity and pedophilia?
republicans and christianity?
communists and hating communists?
Trump and Vance
dude how often do you even see them in a room together?
My bad I totally meant trump and musk but they’re all so fucking greasy and gross you can just lump them all in together. Ball of swine and whatnot.
that’s very fair. telling fascists apart can be a problem.
Capitalism and fascism
Dodge Ram and DUI?
BMW and not using turn signals
Official vehicle of American white trash
… and Canadian …
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2021_London%2C_Ontario_truck_attack
I’ll always be bitter and upset when I see people snarking on Dodge, they fully deserve it but I just love their body styles and designs compared to most modern cars. The dodge caliber is the only wagon I’ve ever seen that made me drool and even though it’s out of production I’m still considering purchasing one to this day for work equipment hauling.
Do you mean the Dodge Magnum? The Caliber looks like a Pontiac Aztec that got botox.
When Dodge released the Caliber, the first one I noticed was on a billboard, and from a distance I said “oh that car looks kinda cute” and when we got closer I was able to read that the rest of the billboard said “The all-new Dodge Caliber: It’s anything but cute.”
Oops.
I thought the same. The caliber is a mini magnum.
I’ll give you that. A lot of Dodge vehicles do look pretty badass.
It’s too bad they have utterly garbage reliability almost across the board.
Conservatives and Sociopathy?
LSD and holding a bottle of water
should be orange juice; you’ll get more out of it.
Donald and Ivanka Trump.
Shit, sorry, same thing.
That timing could not have been any better…
Really… is anyone actually shocked?
I’m kinda shocked the cops arrested one of their own, yeah.
Just at the timing
More catfishing, more stings like this, more receipts. Great way to start taking them down.
Good thing this is usually covered by state law enforcement. Federal wouldn’t do shit.
I’m certain they will blame this on the deep state and deny he ever did it, no matter what evidence.
I’m not talking about politicians- I’m talking about all of them. The supporters. The base. The time for winning hearts and minds or “educating” is long past.
I hope some are redeemable but some don’t seem to have hearts or minds… Not much you can do with them in that case.
Not in 2025 they’re not
Oh well. These people entered government willingly. They are the deep state.
I agree, but I’m saying that the MAGAs can’t accept that their cult ever does any wrong. They stormed the capitol themselves and blamed it on AntiFA. They will definitely not condemn this guy, they’ll say it’s fake news and the deep state antiFA boogeymen came for this brave guy.
That’s why you have to keep asking them questions. Antifa did it? Why’d they get pardoned by Trump? They’ll usually disengage or start hurling insults.
What an asshole.
This is fucking hilarious. What a twisted fuck. He’s deranged in multiple ways, and probably a lot more we don’t know about. Probably beats his wife and kids, and kicks his dog. Probably head of the HOA, too.
I hope his worst colleagues in prison have lots of fun with him.
We all hate this guy, don’t get me wrong, but making disgusting claims like that just lowers us to their level.
You can be a pedophile without being an HOA president.
More importantly, if you are guilty of any of those things, you are almost certainly a Republican.
So many fucking pedophiles in the conservative ranks. Gaslight. Obstruct. Project.
Modern conservatives lack the creativity to imagine plausible damning accusations.
They must draw from life.
When they hilariously try, we get “Jewish space lasers” and “pizza parlor child fight club rings.”
Then they get angry that basically every creative and artistic field is dominated specifically by not them. When they get handed a budget to attempt creativity, we get preachfest garbage like “God’s not dead 23” that spends 2 hours basically turning to the camera lecturing viewers about conservative grievances in the form of repetitive gotcha strawman scenarios like it’s Festivus.
That’s the problem with only hating, with only negativity, with only being against change. It’s like trying to grow a flower by watering it with vinegar.
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