You know, sword lesbians are a thing.

arm polyamory people with cool swords to end all of the worlds problems

Port que no los dos? I want multiple partners and knives.

well what are you going to do in a tight corridor with a scimitar? Gotta have your spear for those situations. And when you’re up against an animate rock monster, nothing beats the big iron mallet.

Depends on the type of sword