This is clearly meant to be a meme, but I’ve literally seen someone in real life who has done this and it was pretty dang clear they had a buttplug lighting up their ass
I worked at a gas station and we had a regular who would come in with what was obviously a tail plug.
Live your bliss and all, but please don’t do obvious fetish shit in public where there’s kids and shit.
As a tail plug enthusiast, I highly doubt it was a tail plug if they were wearing pants.
Skirt 😬
Is that an RGB buttplug, or are you just happy to see me?
I would rather have a set of these on my trunk end:
What about a mood reading light system, would be something.
You could theoretically think it to a smart watch that measures heart rate and perspiration to sort of do that?
Oh god. The fucking Mac Goggles. That would work, its got the sensors to determine mood based off of reading your eyes and face.
It’s gamer time
Taking “lighting up the room” to a new level.
I came up with the idea of an RGB gaming fleshlight/catheter for total immersion in games a decade ago as a joke, and I am basically 100% sure that such a thing, or something very close to that, now already exists.
I know there are… remote operated basically bj/handy machines, I just dont know if they are RGB and also allow you to piss, cartman style, so you never have to leave your gamer throne.
Maybe the world ain’t so bad after all
Divine
