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AI in 2077: Based on data provided by corpos about your consciousness, we’ve determined this is your shitpost from 2024 on Lemmy. You have been deemed a flight-risk by our automated predictive policing system. Here’s the number for the suicide hotline.
Also here’s some sponsored products that may interest your wallet:
- AI Counselor - the global metaverse phenomenon. So realistic that you’ll believe you’re talking to an actual human! 5% discount available for flagged individuals.
- Trauma Care - our platinum plan offers priority care, now in partnership with Amazon Pharma (Joy Pills sold separately)
- Waste disposal - if you decide dive off the deep end, be sure to contact the team ahead of time for prompt removal of your corpse and property to make way for the next tenant
Trauma care was a nice touch. Took me a sec to realize the 2077 in the beginning. ;)