Their fingers will be coated in butter
The End is Nigh(tly updated, don’t worry)
Their fingers will be coated in butter
I prefer Potato Platinum XL
their window sticker makes me feel threatened
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Hey Hey Hey Hey! 🎺🎺🎺🎺
You got time to duck?
Gen X is getting AARP literature in the mail. I know some people who’s kids have graduated college.
Unmuted Porn from a crackly laptop speaker
This weird old elf/woman forces herself onboard and starts destroying everything. Then she does it again but this time she sees a hologram of herself and is like, “oh, sorry. guess I’ll go home now. bye.”
He Meat Man
Doon Doon Dak, Dak a Doon Dak
Good, I could use some clown blood.
I’ll gay-woke everyone in this room. try me!
upvotes stopped at 69. I am legally required not to vote rule.
Ookla the Mok is a completely unfair thirst trap
so, can they do upgrades yet? Like, super strength or crazy bad breath?
it looks like a forbidden lovers rendezvous…
you know we shouldn’t do this…but I love you…but, we can’t!
Oh you like gummy bears? Here is some peanut brittle, a loaf of bread, and the definitive repair manual for the 1964 Studebaker Avanti.
it has a taste for manflesh, we are lost