Love that there’s no link to that supposed poll. And the author of that paragraph is a “breaking news intern” (read: LLM).

I think part of what made it initially a sensation was how self-aware it was in how incredibly stupid and not actually funny it is.

“He spent the better part of the night selling propane and propane accessories in various ways.”

Uhm, awhktually….

He also said he’d “disappear” if he lost the 2020 election. At this rate the only way we will stop hearing about him is when he dies, and yet Im sure once we are rid of his existence, the deranged cultists will continue to believe he still stalks the earthly realm.

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bUt hiLarY ba—er, mean bUt kaMaL— er CoMraDe hArRis BenGazi?

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I played this game start to finish on PC (A Frankenstein-esquire gaming rig)—never had this issue. I am guessing this is a made-up problem or just someone trying to run this game on a computer that is not capable of running it. a lot of people assume because they “have a pc” they can just run the latest and greatest game. Dude’s probably on his work issued thinclient trying to boot up a modern AAA game with basic-ass virtual resources and are like “huh?” when it doesnt work.

Kill them, obvious answer.

And morons who think voting for a third party presidential candidate means anything instead of working to elect down ballot candidates who actually could affect meaningful change.

Someone dressed like that would never go outside

not sure if that first question was genuine or if you are an american eligible to vote, but yes, every single member of the united states House of Representatives has to be re-elected every two years and very few people seem to realize that. meanwhile Jill Stein is running for president becuase she’s a complete asshole and russian operative.

Because people like my idiot brother think “he trounced that ho in the debate.”

I think you meant forcibly trans’d immigrant vegans (also probably also vampires, as a treat).

Why do so many people post on this community and other “asks” about stuff that I have literally never encountered at all yet purport it to be a rampant trend?

It’s not odd when you take into account that the United States was founded with slavery of an entire race as a feature and a culture constantly fighting against the rights and privileges of non-white-males at every single juncture.

This nation is founded on stolen land (just like Mexico) then the English and French and Spaniards systematically ran them off their original land and murderized them, then the English brought in more foreigners to subjugate instead.

All to say, this country is founded on immense inhumane violence and we give everyone guns as a response.

But ya know, gotta fly that confederate flag and be simultaneously pro federal oversight and anti federal oversight because brain-rotted-American-racist. (This is rhetorical, not a personal slight at you, op)

For fucks sake. Is this itself a shitpost?

Top medial professional of the country issues statement but opinion in magazine has the real answer.

No device made to kill a human is humane. Russia started this. They can stop this whenever they want and go back to their shitty ice-hell.