Horses in Oblivion and Skyrim don’t actually go faster than running on foot. The jank comes from moving fast. If you move too fast, it breaks shit. Like, you keep falling through the world because the ground hasn’t loaded yet breaking.

I would have to guess the rover in Starfield is the same. Sure you have a car now. Does it actually make you go faster and negate the fact you are being requested to travel 1.5 kilometers across a totally barren moon?

In the bible, Jesus turns water into wine.

In the trailer park, Jesus turns the chemicals under the sink into methamphetamine.

Of course we did. We love Nazis now. For some reason…

90% fewer germs gonna be left on your face than if you kissed them.

Oh I know why 3 sucks. I only ever found out it existed as an adult, and, yes: Jack Black was the highlight despite being in it for like 5 minutes and he plays a douche. Lol

I guess I was just the right age for having fond memories of 1 and 2, and still enjoy them now. I actually was surprised that there was a 3rd one because I was so into the first two, I find it crazy I never heard there was a 3rd as a kid.

This is important. Pus is gross. Puss is not. Well… Unless the puss is filled with pus. 🤢

Switch between GTA V and RDR2 and end up punching my damn horse every time I try to ride it because entering vehicles is F in GTAV but in RDR2 F is your dedicated melee button.

Man… I don’t wanna be a worm. Even if people loved me.

Two parts after that story should have ended unfortunately

What’s wrong with NES2?

I’m sure a few of them even already have plans to do so for adspace.

Something is wrong with Trumps health, and they’re hiding it.

Every time I see him, he looks more and more like a gas station hotdog that’s been on the rollers since 1979. I don’t think they’re hiding shit.

They didn’t give a single shit, either.

Just makes me think of Voidstar Labs. It sounds useless as a gimmick, it involves 3D printing, and it could turn an entire gaming device into wearable tech. Amazing.

Someone send this to Zack.

Bro turned into a kangaroo.

I want to see a dude just going on and on about something they’re pissed about, while also dancing to techno music under flashing neon lights.

I want to see someone ranting and raving. Simultaneously.

Sam: I gotta dollar.

Frodo: tries to grab it

Sam: pulls it away You gotta be quicker than that!

Just crawl. It works.

Every electronic device in the game uses real electricity. Even if it’s not on.

Another bot that may be running on your instance, so all those things start showing up for everyone else.