He took the phrase Demon core too seriously

The

The real horrors have not happened yet.

EDIT: I have blocked you. Don’t waste your energy

I thought they were going to visit Santa for a moment

I’m fine thanks

No, Fox News prefers to talk about the Democrat villains or the Haitian scapegoats instead.

There is a building supervisor that used to be at least somewhat helpful when residents had questions but they got replaced by a new person.

What are you talking about? The residents just discuss questions on the community bulletin board and throw random workarounds at each other. The building supervisor moderates the bulletin board.

2 + 2 = 5

Move fast and break things developers

Nice to meet you Jeff. How are you today?

jeff

Tomato: Am I a joke fruit to you?

Hello fellow 7-row-keyboard Thinkpad user! (I use a W520)

EDIT: btw it’s a bit older than a decade ago

??? AFAIK the keyboard doesn’t actually transfer any data over cable, it’s all wireless.

It’s still in beta after all, but once it’s polished, I can imagine myself using these daily

Even though it is quite a minor issue, it still looks dumb charging “dead-bug” style.

Windows machines don’t crash unexpectedly because it’s Microsoft and you should have expected it.

My biology teacher skipped the chapter on evolution, saying, “this is controversial.”

How was that legal?

That explains the terrible WiFi reception