CalamityEmu@ttrpg.network to RPGMemes @ttrpg.networkEnglish · 5 months agoThis is how we ended up with a servant named Grayskull.ttrpg.networkimagemessage-square17fedilinkarrow-up127
arrow-up127imageThis is how we ended up with a servant named Grayskull.ttrpg.networkCalamityEmu@ttrpg.network to RPGMemes @ttrpg.networkEnglish · 5 months agomessage-square17fedilink
minus-squareCalamityEmu@ttrpg.networkOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·5 months agoOur player who likes doing this to the DM: “So they’re giving us horses? What are the horses’ names?” Our DM: “…no. You choose.”
minus-squareRevan343@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up5·5 months ago“They aren’t attached enough to the horses to have chosen names for them, they are referred to by their coat colour.” “What colours are they?” “…fuck.”
minus-squareSpeakinTelnet@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·5 months ago“Dasher, Dancer, Prancer…” “His name is Meatball”
minus-squareaeronmelon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·5 months ago“Horsey McHorseFace.” “You no longer have the right to choose.”
minus-square...m...@ttrpg.networklinkfedilinkarrow-up3·5 months ago…i cast speak with animals and asked the horses their names: turns out they were darryl and his brother darrell…
minus-squareflicker@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·5 months agoThis is how I accidentally named one guy “ThisGuy” and the other, “Thatguy.” On the plus side, Jim Bob the bridge builder is a long term friend I keep looking up when we visit town.
Our player who likes doing this to the DM: “So they’re giving us horses? What are the horses’ names?” Our DM: “…no. You choose.”
“They aren’t attached enough to the horses to have chosen names for them, they are referred to by their coat colour.”
“What colours are they?”
“…fuck.”
“Dasher, Dancer, Prancer…”
“His name is Meatball”
“Horsey McHorseFace.”
“You no longer have the right to choose.”
…i cast speak with animals and asked the horses their names: turns out they were darryl and his brother darrell…
This is how I accidentally named one guy “ThisGuy” and the other, “Thatguy.”
On the plus side, Jim Bob the bridge builder is a long term friend I keep looking up when we visit town.