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Wait, we can’t give people names based on their anatomy? Then what about Edward “Blackbeard” Teach? Or Jack “Legs” Diamond?
Or Edward Scissorhands. Or my one handed friend who goes by “Knub”
Dick is/was a relatively common nickname
If your name was Richard.
Or you were a dick to people.
And this is my sister, Vulva
Shoeless Joe Jackson. Satchmo. Any number of Blind blues musicians.
I can’t believe I forgot Cotton Eye Joe until now.
I’d pay to read a novel adventure written from the perspective of a dragon lol
Here you go: Raksura by Martha Wells, of Murderbot fame.
Yeah, no human would ever have “balls” in their name. That’d be ridiculous!
Shut up Jangle-Balls
Lol I’ll have to start telling people the J is for Jangle.