Yeah I’ve effectively given up on email at this point. Just Teams me. And don’t say “hey”. Say what the fuck you want.
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I was in the pool!!
At least the manager seemed to have a good sense of humor about it.
Maybe she’s just being polite?
You and this guy should fight.
Oooo we need more Silo memes!
Edit: Don’t let your dreams be dreams.
Especially if you’re laid up for a while afterwards.
Can confirm. Game is dope.
jballs@sh.itjust.worksto Uplifting News@lemmy.world•After donating $1m to Trump and axing DEI, Target CEO watches his salary get chopped in half by tariffs and angry shoppersEnglish17·3 days agoWhen you put it that way, that’s fucking insane. $2 million in retirement plus having my house paid off has always been my retirement goal. Granted, by the time I reach that goal, inflation and the cost of living will probably make that not enough.
Still, to think this asshat makes that in less than 2 weeks is fucking ridiculous. Like why even work at that point? I realize “work” for a CEO is mostly golfing and expensive dinners, but still…
jballs@sh.itjust.worksto Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Vibe Coders might be serious, but I cannot take them seriously, especially when they say "It is a must-have skill".English4·3 days agoLol I didn’t watch it at first either. I was gonna ask you “wtf is vibe coding?” but then figured I should watch the video first.
Best I can tell is you put on some mood lighting, glasses, and music. Then have AI build a program for you. The guy in the video legitimately thinks this is a solution for getting rid of 80% of your software development team.
jballs@sh.itjust.worksto Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Vibe Coders might be serious, but I cannot take them seriously, especially when they say "It is a must-have skill".English4·3 days agoWtf, his first step for vibe coding is to turn on a purple light, put on blue blocking glasses and headphones?
There’s Metric / Decimal Time.
Next time someone makes a post praising the metric system and making fun of people for using imperial units, feel free to call them out as a filthy casual for using a 24-hour clock.
It sounds like you just don’t understand how brilliant you coworker was. You should probably look into effective communication methods and/or go back to school. Maybe if you weren’t so closed minded, you could learn something. 🙂
/s in case it wasn’t obvious
jballs@sh.itjust.worksOPto World News@lemmy.world•Inmate's last words before execution: 'President Trump, keep making America great'English11·8 days agoBecause it’s weird as fuuuuuuuck.
jballs@sh.itjust.worksOPto World News@lemmy.world•Inmate's last words before execution: 'President Trump, keep making America great'English218·8 days agoCouldn’t help but be reminded of the Simpsons joke:
FoxNews: Not racist but, but #1 with racists.
If you’ve got serial killers using their last words to praise you, you might want to reevaluate everything you stand for.
jballs@sh.itjust.workstoPolitical Memes@lemmy.world•"Oops, you weren't supposed to think about that socialist stuff too much. Just focus on the 'under God'"English9·8 days agoYeah, I grew up as a huge Megadeth fan. They had a lot of anti-war, anti-religion, anti-establishment lyrics. Imagine my surprise when Dave Mustaine turned out to be a conservative.
jballs@sh.itjust.worksto News@lemmy.world•"Pure Insanity": 1 Air Traffic Controller Reportedly Managed All Flights At Newark Liberty For 3 HoursEnglish22·8 days agoThere’s a reason Air Traffic runs on old ass systems built in the 80s. It’s because that shit just works and there is zero room for error. Moving to AI would kill thousands of people.
jballs@sh.itjust.worksto politics @lemmy.world•Bondi sold at least $1 million in Trump Media shares on "Liberation Day," documents showEnglish13·8 days agoIn a December financial disclosure, Bondi said that she held stock in Trump Media that was worth over $3.9 million at the time, shares that she received as compensation for consulting services for the company.
Wtf why does the Attorney General have shares in a media company owned by the President? This administration is bonkers corrupt.
I NEVER LIKED THAT PIECE OF SHIT!
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Oh, you’re getting back together?