I assume it’s purely for her to get US citizenship. She posts lots of thirst trap pictures on Instagram.

My divorced 43 year old friend just did this. He’s got a smoking hot 21 year old Filipino fiance. It’s weird as fuck.

Neptune’s kiss… always unexpected. Never longed for.

And then if she chooses the cheesy pickup line:

Girl, are you made of iron and animal bones? Because you’ve got all the elements to forge a bond stronger than a Viking axe.

My experience with elderly relatives is that all caps is the only way they can read the screen.

Jokes on her. The recipe is iron and animal bones to make a sweet axe.

I saw The Ring in the theater and people legit freaked the fuck out when she came out of the screen. One person straight up got up and ran out.

That’s exactly what happened with this lady.

https://sh.itjust.works/post/35574874

🤡🤡🤡

This dude is convinced Trump has a grand plan and is a master negotiator.

This was his response. Very sane. Very calm. Not at all unhinged.

…/s

If you love the old murder mystery games like the Laura Bow Mystery Series, you will enjoy this game

Oh man, I had completely forgotten about the old Laura Bow games! Might have to check this out!

I remember experiencing the EGA to VGA graphics evolution when I was growing up. I remember thinking the VGA almost seemed too real.

In my mind, this was a game that felt like it was pretend:

But this felt entirely too real:

Regular Business Guy: “No sweet. We’ll bankrupt Social Security to bail you out.”

Heads up sweet = taste, sweat = perspiration.

I used to type “sweat” thinking it was “sweet” until I was almost in my 30s. Then a coworker pointed it out when I said something like “Sweat, sounds good.”

Le Pen is reportedly accused of wrongfully diverting $5 million in funds earmarked for the European Parliament to staffers of her nationalist, xenophobic party, the National Rally, over a 12-year period.

I hate soft worded journalism. She isn’t reportedly accused of shit. She was found guilty.

I was thinking the exact same thing. If you pay a bunch of people to have a political opinion, it must be natural to think that everyone who has a political opinion is being paid.

I… I didn’t know you could do that.

Honestly not the best alibi, seeing that it’s completely plausible to go out and commit arson in the time it takes between late game Civ turns.

It depends on the version of Lemmy that your instance is running. My account is on sh.itjust.works which upgraded Lemmy versions a few months ago. Apparently it changed a parameter name that keeps track if a post has been read or not.

So on Sync, you can click on posts, but they never show as read. It’s super annoying, so I went back to Voyager.