Your body is essentially an oxidation reaction that it ponders its place in the universe.

A slowly burning fire that pays taxes.

Every creature that had ever breathed oxygen, dies. That’s a 100% mortality rate.

Jeez, imagine coding in rust, that can’t be good for you.

Yes. Oxygen does degrade our bodies. Unfortunately, we also need it to stay alive. Life be like that.

If you think that is bad, just wait til you learn about Dihydrogen Monoxide. That shit kills.

Rust on the Myrtle Beach ferris wheel has also been shown to reduce fertility levels of crabs nearby, causing a dramatic drop in their population and California Bill 34 was passed to drastically limit how many can be caught, devastating the local fisheries!

For more information, Google “Rust ferris crab rule 34”