usernamesAreTricky@lemmy.ml to politics @lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agoDonald Trump turns down second debate with Kamala Harriswww.bbc.comexternal-linkmessage-square60fedilinkarrow-up1536
arrow-up1536external-linkDonald Trump turns down second debate with Kamala Harriswww.bbc.comusernamesAreTricky@lemmy.ml to politics @lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square60fedilink
minus-squareNegativeInf@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up28·2 months agoI vote that he’s replaced with a slowly melting ice cube.
minus-squarechemical_cutthroat@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·2 months agoI vote that he is replaced with a robot that cracks eggs into a cold pan at a rate of 1 egg every 10 minutes.
minus-squareAurenkin@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up8·2 months agoCome on, we can’t replace him with something more competent
minus-squareNurgus@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 months agoTub of lard. (All three things have replaced British politicians)
I vote that he’s replaced with a slowly melting ice cube.
I vote that he is replaced with a robot that cracks eggs into a cold pan at a rate of 1 egg every 10 minutes.
Come on, we can’t replace him with something more competent
A head of lettuce?
Still too lively.
Tub of lard. (All three things have replaced British politicians)
Lard is tasty and useful.
Empty tub of lard.
That’s just a tub.