Day 1:
order 12 mcdonalds egg mcmuffins w/ham & cheese, +16 hash browns
throw away biden’s portrait, & kamala’s too
order 60,000 tiny bottles of ketchup
order CVS’ entire inventory of hair spray
order 73.8 gallons of orange foundation
practice saying ‘huuuuge’ 37 times in the mirror
find a box of sharpies and change the weather
change his ringtone to say ‘it’s a hoax’.
make all the republicans send him fawning text messages
play golf
It doesn’t really matter if this doesn’t happen on day one if they’re still planning on doing it pretty quickly. And based on the article, they are.
Real Donald Agenda
Day 1: order 12 mcdonalds egg mcmuffins w/ham & cheese, +16 hash browns throw away biden’s portrait, & kamala’s too order 60,000 tiny bottles of ketchup order CVS’ entire inventory of hair spray order 73.8 gallons of orange foundation practice saying ‘huuuuge’ 37 times in the mirror find a box of sharpies and change the weather change his ringtone to say ‘it’s a hoax’. make all the republicans send him fawning text messages play golf