Does Michael Caine realize he sounds like he’s talking about his stash of blow when he introduces himself?

That’s a really thought-provoking question. Beyond the fact we don’t hear our own voices in the same way as others hear us (due to our own cranial vibrations I seem to remember?), do our self-image and voice projection match how others look at us, see us and in this case, hear us?

I will have to meditate on the matter.

If I poop on a plate and my partner eats it would that be more sanitary than just pooping in their mouth?

Well that’s certainly a disgusting question, but is it stupid? To find the answer we’ll have to investigate several important topics, from personal hygiene to germ theory. The resulting knowledge could literally mean the difference between life and death in certain situations.