• ilickfrogs@lemmy.world
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      11 months ago

      The only reason Canada should increase military spending is to protect itself against the US when climate change starts ravaging the continental US and fresh water becomes more scarce. You know, when they’ll invade us because of some made up threat. To secure the new precious liquid.

      Obligatory disclaimer: Yes I’m 99.9% joking but 0.01% of me is very nervously laughing.