I would buy a pair of these, they look awesome.
They’d fall apart where the teeth meet the sole and the upper shell, sadly.
Behind the teeth there could be solid material connecting sole to upper shell to make the whole thing more stable.
They have some impossible geometry where the foot goes in.
I don’t like Crocs but I agree.
Don’t buy them for the look, but for the incredible comfort
In sports mode, a croc can reach 30km an hour. Truly one of natures fiercest predators.
Crock, as you are, as you were, as I want you to be…
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Are we sure that’s a shoe?
Seems like a genetic cousin to a species of loot chest.
I’d let the dogs out through the teeth.
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Dall-e 3 via Bing.
The ChatGPT version is not as good.
Crocodile Crock
(with the song-song cadence of Crocodile Rock)