CheshireSnake@iusearchlinux.fyi to Windows Support (shitposting)@iusearchlinux.fyiEnglish · edit-21 year agoWindows Pro helpmessage-squaremessage-square3fedilinkarrow-up14file-text
arrow-up14message-squareWindows Pro helpCheshireSnake@iusearchlinux.fyi to Windows Support (shitposting)@iusearchlinux.fyiEnglish · edit-21 year agomessage-square3fedilinkfile-text
Hi. I just noticed my Windows Pro is neither a professional nor does it have a window. I also tried Windows Home but there was no house. I think I was scammed. Help. This is there I got it from.
minus-squaremyrrh@iusearchlinux.fyiMlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 year agoY’all I need help there’s a scary man that took over my computer screen after I clicked on a Windows link and my speakers broke and started blasting out some cryptic musical beat
minus-squareMouseWithBeer@iusearchlinux.fyilinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 year agoI would suggest pouring a healthy dose of holy water over all over the computer to try to get the demon out.
minus-squareHovenko@iusearchlinux.fyilinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 year agoI think I have a business idea: Hire a priest Build a isopropyl bottling line Put the priest at the end of the line and have him bless all the bottles coming out Hire an army of priests as professional electronics demon purging unit Sell it as a service profit
Y’all I need help there’s a scary man that took over my computer screen after I clicked on a Windows link and my speakers broke and started blasting out some cryptic musical beat
I would suggest pouring a healthy dose of holy water over all over the computer to try to get the demon out.
I think I have a business idea: