“IN THE BIBLE!”
“Which one?”
“THE CHRISTIAN BIBLE!”
“Which one?”
The one I just wrote which has 1 holy commandment:
- Thou shall acknowledge that Hexagons are the Bestagon
Now go on, spead the enlightenment to others.
So we’re basinf our new religion around CGP Grey? I might actually be able to get behind that.
It’s Our Lord and Savior, his Holiness, Thine Prophet and God, Pope CGP Grey, First of his name, Protector of the Hexagon, Destroyers of the Squares…
Hallowed are the Hexagons!
Now, are we to burn the evildoers who still worship triangles, rectangles or other deviant geometric forms and their derivatives like The Wheel?
There are approximately 3000 gods across all religions.
You don’t believe in 2999. I don’t believe in 3000.
Which means that you are just slightly less atheist than I am.
Removed by mod
Polytheist > monotheist > atheist
18000 actually.
Smart kid.
I learned that the term “Heathen” was a Roman derogatory term for the Germanic Tribes, literally meaning “From The Heath Lands”
They were a thorn in the side of the Roman Empire, kicking their arses a bunch of times, but eventually being subjugated and becoming the same religion as the Romans. Except that they weren’t, they pretended to, but kept their old religion. So they were the Stormcloaks from Skyrim.
Edit to add: I also heard that the Roman statues had little dicks because civilised men were supposed to have little dicks but the Heathens had great big Animal cocks.
