• Fisk400@feddit.nu
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    2 months ago

    In the irradiated wasteland after the climate wars there will be a blacksmith somewhere stamping Fiskars on the crude sheers he uses to shave his two headed sheep.

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      Then he will be zapped for trademark infringement with an orbital laser operated by the space oligarchs.