I’ll start: a naked guy complaining to his host that there’s less light than advertised.
Video game addiction ironically doesn’t affect the teenager.
This one wins
A collection of poker scenes filmed from different camera angles.
Data ignores a direct order on the advice of his poker hand.
Woman travels back in time to check if her stalker banged her mom
A boy almost gets murdered for catching a ball.
riker shows a genderqueer person it’s okay to be out and then gets them sent to conversion therapy.
Troi is sexually assaulted by an alien and brainwashed to enjoy the subsequent pregnancy, childbirth, and parenthood. Her child abandons her to seek out new victims and continue the cycle of abuse. Everyone rejoices
A program hook-up a police and a ex-terrorist.
Nobody listens to Worf.
Nobody listens to Worf.
Nobody listens to Worf.
Nobody listens to Worf.
Nobody listens to Worf.
Nobody listens to Worf.
Data listens to a deck of cards.
Captain Picard falls asleep; dreams of some dead people.
You mean: An old starfleet officer needs much time learning the flute.
Child actors in an elevator.
Peple talk past eachother until they don’t.
Han Solo comes on board, and seduces half the female crew members.
Man who can’t let go of past allows childhood bully to goad him into unwinnable challenge, forces friends to play history’s most boring sport. They get their asses kicked.
Security chief dies of contract negotiations.
Janeway and Paris get it on.
Alternatively: Paris is the fastest lover in the universe.