No no, you misunderstand, the only thing he knows how to say in English is that he doesn’t know how to speak English

They’re getting worse. Packages are always late, reviews can’t be trusted because they are mixed with unrelated products and can be bought anyway. At this point it’s momentum that’s keeping people there.

It looks like a quesadilla and a Philly cheese steak had a baby. I’ll take two

It’s Terminator 2 I’m pretty sure. Maybe you’re thinking of Armageddon?

That’s why we do squats, kids

English is my only language, and yours looks fine to me. I thought it was pretty clear from the first comment that the “but” indicated success despite difficulties, and as you clarified that’s exactly what you meant.

The trick is to alternate between the weenie and the balls

I’m not used to this meme format being so wholesome

This is actually timely. I have this old Dell laptop that’s running mint for a jellyfin server, which out of nowhere lost its Internet connection. Well not actually lost, it just became really, really slow, like 100 kbps instead of the usual 100mbps. Turning the WiFi off and on again worked, but I still had to crawl out of my comfortable bed to do it. I’ve had the same thing happen on my windows devices though so idk.

Til

I never did fully trust those hay trucks. Glad that wasn’t unjustified

People are starting to refer to me as The Dude

Wow that’s really clever actually. Basically using the library as digital scratch paper

Why can’t I stop laughing at this what’s wrong with me

To be fair, there’s obviously something more than the clothes the changed here, it’s how da wabbit wears them. Look at that profile:

Well you’re a nerd!

I kind of brought this up in another comment, that “first” and “1st” aren’t really the same thing. Which is confusing when you extend that to fourth/4th five/5th. I don’t generally see someone write “zeroith”, but I’ll see “0th”.

I feel like the joke would’ve landed better if it said “first”. I know it’s pronounced the same way, but I’m gonna argue anyway that there’s a subtle difference. I’ve heard 0th used in cs to describe what was at the 0-index, so in that context 1st would be"second", but “first” generally means “nothing before it”. English is weird. I wonder if anyone knows whether the word “first” or “1st” came 1st (lol)?

Logically yeah, the latter statement implies former

The wasps local to me will literally chase people, it’s nuts. You can practically hear them saying “Come at be bro! Wait come back here I wasn’t finished with you”. I can’t even have picnics certain times of the year because of them, because instead of just making a run for the food like other bugs they like to chase you away first. I once had to finish my little caesars in the car because a wasp was trying to get between me and my pie in the park. I was literally watching the fucker throw it’s body into my windshield repeatedly as I continued eating in safety, and it didn’t stop until I drove away. Psychotic man. I don’t mess with wasps. Our bees are awesome though.