On second thought, I shan’t got to the comments section. T’is a silly place.

Ditto. I have everything from Apache web server guides to Apache helicopter service manuals.

This is actually healthy. My dad smoked much more than that during my pregnancy and I turned out fine.

I’m no computer scientist, but I have a suggestion:

I believe it.

Sunko - a derogatory term for someone who holds strong beliefs in something despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary. One who is subject to the sunk cost fallacy fallacy.

Example: These sunko boomers still think trickle-down economics are legit. Jokes on them, the only thing trickling down will be their piss down their own legs when the underfunded state nursing home caretakers ignore them for 3 days straight after we refuse to subsidise their geriatricity.

A playstation 1 game called Nightmare Creatures.

My wife wants to know your location

Australian politicians sniff the chairs of their female colleagues, and eat raw onions like apples. All politicians are just disguised reptilian barely holding it together.

Awkward when you have a cavoodle

Jokes on them, I crave the abyss

How the hell is “average price” useful?

Thats like buying potatoes and pork chops and saying the average price is $8.75. Technically true but practically useless.

I spilled some on my pug and he turned into a greyhound.

Be careful she doesn’t OD on anti-ageing serums and turn into a baby. It would be seriously annoying being married to a baby.

The alternative is burying Ukraine in Russians

13 coffees and a single dry toast.

Incorrect, guess again.

This is why ultrasized cargo airships need to be a thing. Just sling that bad boy underneath a kilometre long hydrogen dirigible and fly it to its destination.

Im sorry everyone but he’s right. Now everyones not allowed to post memes on lemmy any more because there are underprivileged children around the world who don’t have access to the internet. Your use of the internet to shitpost and trollywolly is a flagrant and insulting misuse of what should be a universal right to an information dissemination and educational tool only.

No, its millennials killing the aircraft industry.