So they’ll probably name something after him, then

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“…a cyBEHR truck?”

“Ha ha, that person who’s been literally saying ‘prepare like the election could be announced tomorrow’ for months was completely caught out by our guy standing in the pissing rain (despite having somewhere indoors they could make the announcement) announcing an election! Huzzah!!”

It’s free to announce stuff like this, they’re well aware they will be out of govt before so much as a single weld is made, we haven’t got sufficient people in the navy to staff these anyway. It’s another “40 new hospitals”

I’ve no problem with people who can afford it focusing their lives around art, lifestyle, experiences etc.

What gets me is when such people describe it as some kind of moral choice and how people who aren’t doing that are somehow wrong, rather than “Oh my God I’m so exceptionally lucky to be able to live like this and will shut my fucking mouth to any judgement about other people who don’t have these opportunities because they’re busy trying not to be homeless”

Envy, I suppose. Couldn’t tell you the exact difference off the top of my head…

Don’t mistake jealousy for respect

Pay attention to what you’re doing

SOMEONE BUILD THIS PERSON A STATUE

If only there was somewhere…

somewhere Govt run, maybe Under militAry NoTice And oN An island Maybe

sOmewhere set up for people who are apparently conspiring against the nation?

“authority” = “person who over-extrapolated from limited data to slap together something that will fill a bit of a newspaper page”

Remember when MS brought Skype, and had it pre-installed and running at startup for every Windows PC, and you really had to fight to make it go away.

And then COVID hit, and everyone urgently needed video conferencing and had Skype pre-installed, and still no-one used it?

GE imaging kit (certainly their CT scanners) do (or did for as long as I used them) run on Linux.

I. Pose in front of mirror with it, start work on John Wick inspired medical action drama script in head.

Become overly distracted by it, wondering who would direct, what music to play over scenes, who would play the love interest…

Forget to do basic diligence on another patients’ results. Morbidity and Mortality hearing. Malpractice case.

Try to argue your own defence, but just can’t get the idea of “Love shack” by the B-52’s playing over the scene where you perform CPR on the president on top of the speeding ambulance. Would “Good vibrations” work better, or strike the wrong tone? Does the scene NEED to be at a beach? But then the tidal wave wouldn’t work…

Struck off. Escorted out of hospital, allowed only to get your things from your locker. Security guard standing behind you, unsmiling as you pile notebooks and overly annotated script drafts into a duffle bag.

Suddenly, his radio goes off. Something weird happening at the main entrance, backup needed urgently!! Conflicted, he looks at you with a mix of pity and contempt, before barking an instruction to get your stuff and go as he runs towards the main entrance.

Screams outside, as what looks like a ninja lands on the window outside the locker room, before somersaulting down with an Uzi in each hand. Doves take flight as he does so, in slow motion.

You’ve still got the gun.

It’s happening.

Opening your white coat so it will swoop dramatically, you find “final FINAL final tracklist” on your phone, and hit play, as you pick up the prop nunchucks you brought for script research…

The Ocean - Swoon

HE SPECIFICALLY TOLD US NOT TO DO THAT…

Ain’t no mountain high enough?

Wake up with a boner

Best get rid of the NFA then.

Clearly the obvious step is to totally legalise fully automatic weaponry with no limits on firing rate or capacity, so that the good guys can buy them and then the problem will solve itself