What are you going to do, arrest me?

:(

What are you going to do with Italian, honestly?

Lol even though I have Italian ancestry this is exactly why I chose Spanish instead when I needed to choose a language to study in highschool. I’ve since forgotten a bunch of it, but it still helps since I’ve always worked with a least a few Spanish speaking people that didn’t speak English well.

I sure hope that’s cold brew or… Ouch

Depends on why you want to learn the language. I’d say mandarin could be very useful to know for future employment prospects.

And the grift continues… He found yet another revenue stream for himself and his buddies… manipulate the market. He’ll buy again after he tanks the markets and then let go of the tarrifs as he has been doing over and over so he can sell.

Rinse and repeat…

As someone native to the armpit of NY (long Island) I’m pretty sure we’re just going to elect Mr.Sexpest because he has name recognition and we have the memory span of dead amoebas…

Plus the MSM will just spend the entire election going: SOCIALIST!!! BE AFRAID! HE’S A SOCIALIST!!! AHHHHHH!!!

He’s been doing it a lot lately, it’s so absurd…

Roving bands of wild stoned hippies are attacking innocent cyclists for their Arby’s! They’re a menace to society!

Just in case the original wasn’t clear enough:

The photons both live in a pineapple and are under the sea at the same time unless you observe it, then the crabbypatty waveform collapses.

Or God is also evil. Who says God needs to be nice?

Not that I believe one exists.

This is not a legitimate disorder, this is Republican politicians pushing for what they’ve been calling “Trump derangement syndrome” to become a “real” disorder. With RFK jr talking about bringing back asylums for the mentally disabled, I’m pretty sure I’m not being too conspiratorial in thinking this will be the factor that “legitimizes” incarcerating those who speak out about how awful Trump is…

Ahhh the Wii… I’m always reminded of a story I have about playing Wii sports. I had just gotten the Wii fairly recently and played the shit out of Wii sports, I would really get into swinging like I was actually trying to hit something. I worked at a restaurant at the time and was standing by the door to the kitchen talking to a coworker about how I couldn’t believe how sore I got myself and just as my manager is walking out from the kitchen I say “even my ass is sore!” and the manager just gives me this look like “wtf!?”

Ahh the Wii. Fun times. Lol

That’s not how it went down, the Republicans complained Obama would just pick a far left activist judge and specifically called out Merrick Garland as a “reasonable moderate” candidate that he should choose, so he did. Obama didn’t have the votes in the Senate to have whoever he wanted so he called the Republicans bluff, picked Garland, and then Mitch McDemonturtle started his “it’s an election year” song and dance as cover for why they weren’t going to allow a vote. Mitch was the Senate majority leader so he had control over what the Senate did as far as what votes were allowed to be taken up. There wasn’t anything Obama could do but nominate someone, then it’s up to the Senate to confirm.

Just as Trump got his pick because Mitch McDemonturtle has no fucking morals, he was still in charge of the Senate at that time and so even though the 2020 election was in progress he forced a vote asap so they got their pick… They’re such hypocritical pricks

Are you telling me you can’t identify some of the common symptoms of a failing alternator!? Pshhhh…

:P

The investigation has completed and has found that the racist memes fully comply with the Trump regimes rules of conduct. The SEALS in question have been promoted to Grand Wizard SEALS a new class made for the newly assigned Kick-ass Killing Kings team.

Ayyyy bb wanna Netflix and deteriorate?

Holy crap! Quick someone sacrifice a goat, we need to check in on Satan he must be freezing right now!!!

He wasn’t in ivy league, he was in leagues of ivy!

This is what they want