Bhaelfur

I’m surprised it took this long. Dinosaurs have been extinct for at least ten years

Step one: meet Greg

Step two: ???

Step three: GREGNANT

Yellow 5? Ah, so this is the real reason for the Mountain Dew verification can…

Negative, I am a meat popsicle

I’ve seen these before, I can confirm it’s real

I hate that this is how I learned about this, but somehow not surprised

I fell into a burning rule of fire

Women and I are in the USA and I are in the USA and I are in the USA

And it keeps repeating…

Foah suppah, I er uh would like a party plattah

Probably Trump wanting to monetize it for himself. It is, unfortunately, an amazing photo

And he was a metal singer, went by Charlemagne, if I’m not mistaken

But the ladies begged, “Don’t you try to do it, please!”

Is this Papa Roach’s new song?

Storm Troopers and Vader’s coming,

We’re finally on our own

We know Major Tom’s a junkie, strung out in heaven’s high… Hitting an all-time low…

Yup, I did that last year. I wrote a Linux ISO to my hard drive instead of a flash drive. It was interesting watching my desktop slowly fail. Thankfully I was preparing a switch to a different distro, so I had backed up what I needed.

What are the advantages of pacman?

Hello, Kermit the Frog here, and welcome to Sensimilla Street. I’d like to tell you what today’s letter is but I am really ffffucked up!

I read this in Maurice LaMarche’s voice

My cats did the same thing when they found a mouse. They would stand guard where they first saw it for over a month afterwards.