It’s like they’ve never seen an episode before. He was always lifting up crosses and crucifying Jews.

They should consider moving into their mom’s basement too.

Getting stupider

It’s physically too small to jerk off. Don’t you think he’s tried? Even with his tiny hands he can’t get enough grip to stimulate his dead mini-dick. So Melania pegs him instead and he craps all over the bed. But the dreams he has after makes it worth it.

I just signed up yesterday too.

And loop de loops

I remember always wearing wrinkled shirts back then because I didn’t care about ironing or society.

The only sensible solution then is to ban toddlers from EVs. They’ll just have to walk.

Yes there is, here is his mugshot shortly after he was booked. Looks like he spent the evening turning water into wine.

I’ve never been to Fort Lauderdale.

And yet all 4 drink Faygo Rock n Rye

Those Amazon customers can be ruthless.

A vase for $4 is a good deal. What was she expecting, solid gold? I don’t think I would have gone as far as involving all of Mexico but I guess it’s easier to just give her a refund.

What do I need home owners insurance for? I got a gun. The tornadoes should get insurance out on me. That said mine went up 20% this year.

Look who’s a pro-immigrant librul everybody

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I just took a vacation. It was so stressful. I prefer to relax by going into work and giving it my all for Amazon®. I get so relaxed I don’t even need an Amazon-approved Restroom Time Theft™. I’ve even stopped going home most evenings and just working until I fall asleep at my Amazon Life/Work Cubicle™

All right, then. Keep your donuts.