I would totally hunt down a werewolf and subdue them with belly rubs, butt scritches, and…shit, does this make me a furry? Is this how it starts?

He wouldn’t say he redefined it, more like he has tainted the word schlonged .

That or “Simple Man!”. My bassist friend hates when I yell it out.

Why?

I know where this is from, but the images of googling "Trump schlonged " would cause most people to claw their own eyes out.

You have to sing it like the subway commercial.

Puckerberg!

“Bro, you need to get your kid to watch Peppa pig or something because I can’t understand her half the time.”

So, was he high when he cut his hair like a hat? It seems like an idea when you are high.

Anna Taylor joy looks like the fancy changeling.

Is she mythological? Like a sphinx?

Yeah, we are old now, man. I remember seeing this in the theater. I was just talking about how Netflix used to come in the mail.

No, it was like “weather is brought to you by.” Can I not remember the rest because I was blinded by rage . I didn’t even hear the weather. It only happened once.

“it’s the thirst mutilator!”

I asked Alexa what the weather was like, and they shoe horned a sponsorship.

Too hot to handle!

Taco’s pubercuts

What a terrible day to have eyes…

Lies! There is no potatoe, only sadness.