Horror movies = SCARY! 😧

Let’s not forget 90% of true crime stuff is made by women, for women. Men don’t care about scary shit, we care about scarcity.

“Plus Size Gamer”

Dude, we’re fat or even obese.

According to my quick search, it should be Not more than 5 years into the deaths by gun-wielding toddler surpass the deaths of 9/11.

Edit: I was wrong. Here are the fruits of my research:

Toddlers: about 21 deaths per year, would take until 2142 to surpass the 9/11 deaths

Kids 12 and below: 40 deaths per year, would take until 2075 to surpass those deaths

Children 17 and below, when counting accidents only, would take until 2029

That’s an old, enhanced photo of Neptune. The real Neptune looks more like uranus

Only T U E S D A Y S

I thought I was having a stroke, when in reality the choice and placement of words in a certain order made my brain try to process it as if it was created with value in Mind, when in reality this piece of media might have been solely created to shorten a circuit in the brain of unsuspecting subjects, searching through this corner of the internet in hope of an endorphin boost.

Shoot to the moon

Magnificunt move! That way, the MacBooks get all the problems back they had back in the days when they got thinner and thinner, and with the “self repair service” they get even more money! And when the people verschlimmbessern their devices, they get even more money when they buy a new MacBook!!

Truly, a man ahead of his time

dude I’m supposed to learn how to taxes, not be reminded to crawl back into the rabbit hole of how to sharpen a knife on a whetstone by hand

That’s what shocked me at work. I’ve been pirating since limewire and then comes this 40-something Y/O mom, not even nerdy or computer savvy or something, and gives a performance like she’s already found the OnePirce and wanted to be the next Anne Bonny.

The law allows local authorities to name “designated providers” of a certain scale – currently only achieved by Apple and Google – and require those providers to do three things:

• Allow third-party app stores on their devices;
• Allow application developers to use third-party billing services;
• Enable users to change default settings with simple procedures, and offer choice screens for tools like browsers;

And it forbids them doing three more:

• Engage in any form of preferential treatment of their services over those of competitors in the display of search results without justifiable reason;
• Use acquired data about competing applications for their own applications;
• Prevent application developers from using features controlled by the OS with the same level of performance as the one used by Designated Providers.

This… this is amazing

… do you have the slightest Idea what data your phone sends to Google? Heck, even chrome‘s like a keylogger for them.

And the next time someone says "I got nothing to hide“ just casually ask them to read their messages, mail, call logs, calendar…

They do have something to hide.

Survival has nothing to do with survival anymore…. Sadly…

Bloomberg reports that Apple is ready to launch a standalone password and passkeys manager that works across iPhone, iPad, Mac, Vision Pro, and Windows PCs.

So… like the keychain works with the Windows extension?

Nah. That’s just normal inner chitter chatter and the inability to focus. I spent so much time thinking about other being at any time, doing something.

Like imagining myself in 3 years from now giving a speech about coffee to a crowd of people.

I suggest you try meditating for some weeks and see if it gets any better.

Someone definitely needs contact lenses to just be able to see through those glasses

Don‘t forget that this makes their asses wet AF

I think checks are a thing of only American past. Can’t think of anywhere else where they used checks so frequently. While they existed, they were the exception