Fuck couches. Eats babies. Doesn’t elaborate.

I know two Republican Indians, which is two too many. They absolutely shit on their own country/people and sees stories like this as why they’re “one of the good ones”. They’re great Leopards Ate My Face material.

I grew up with rifles that were locked in the garage. And I was a stupid kid who figured out how to look down the barrel and point them at the neighbors’ fence. They were “hidden” in an area where I could mess with them for a few hours without my family knowing.

I was given the whole talk but I never took it seriously until years later when I got on the range and did some actual hunting and cried my ass off killing an animal.

Knowing how stupid I was, I assume the worse with my family.

Today, I keep a pistol in a secure case in the house. But it’s in my office near all the other critical things where I can see it/my kids can’t access it without lots of barriers. It also means that it’s kinda useless for quick access and would take a few minutes to get. I’m okay with that.

Safe storage === shoe box on top of the fridge

All the gun owners I know talk the biggest talk about safety. Then the moment they get to show it off, they wave their guns around like school children and pointing it at random things and fetishizing it.

Mine is locked up and secured. And if I take it out, I’m using it.

I’m pretty sure they practiced with a few different stand-ins to really simulate the Donald Trump experience.

One was a baby crying for 2 hours.

Another was a rambling coke head they found wandering in the street.

Another is an old man with dementia.

And another was a 10-year old kid who just goes, “Nu uh you”

Ah yeah that’s me.

The difference is where Orange Man actively instigates violence. Everything out of his mouth comes from a egotistic or selfish perspective.

Where me mocking idiots on the internet is more about shutting down bad ideas from spreading.

No kidding. Nextdoor is a disaster.

I checked in recently and this literally was my news feed

1. Dance in the park Event
2. Free boxes
3. Bar has new sandwich
4. WHY IS BLACK TEENAGER WALKING ON SIDEWALK
5. Pictures of a rainbow

The rest of America should follow Oregon’s standards.

When Republicans walked out, Oregon said Bye Felicia.

Oregon high court says 10 GOP state senators who staged long walkout can’t run for reelection.

I like to race by popping a edible, then seeing how much chores I can do before my brain goes into space.

His half-indian kids are going to grow up and pick up the clues their racist father drops. And I’m gonna bet suddenly JD Vance is gonna call his kids WOKE when they no longer want a relationship with him.

NY times has been giving Trump great coverage while dismissing Biden through this whole election cycle.

That was what I thought five years ago. I was on the verge of removing it, and the android Facebook app killed my phone’s battery, so delete it went.

And suddenly all my family drama stopped and if someone needs to get in touch with me, how surprising that they still found a way.

Remember in the 70s when the cigarette industry said their products were safe?

Remember in the 80s when the candy industry said it was the lack of exercise that was the cause of overweight?

Remember in the 90s when the gun industry pointed the blame to personal responsibility as the cause of school shootings?

Maybe just maybe industries can’t self regulate. I can go on.

Self-professed Nazi: “Why does everyone keep macing me?”

Oh hello friend! Looks like we found ourselves on the same corner of the interwebs! Your message came loud and clear! Let us make the internet to be a amazing place for everybody. GOD BLESS.

Hey you can’t say this on my computer. This is ILLEGAL and infringing on my PRIVATE PROPERTY, by Order 203.c. I FORBID you from using my property for your lewd acts. I demand you CEASE and RESIST or else I’m calling my LAWYER. I’ll see you in COURT!

The only value to come out of this is getting more sound bites of old man Trump to blast onto billboards and remind people to vote.

This sounds technically possible

If you throw something in the trash/recycle bin, it instead encodes the file into base64, then automatically tweets it out before removing it.

The question is how many tweets can you post in an hour. I can see you hitting the rate limit pretty quickly.

Of the many things to call out, this is pretty bottom.

Call her out on how even Fox News fired her for sexual harassment. Call her out on her low energy/limited charisma speeches. Call her out on how she gets to watch her ex-husband Gavin Newsom continue to get the press while Donny Jr can’t get his dad to recognize him.

But point out their wedding planning timeline? Bruh that’s weird.