Spread those astronaut squirrels, I’m about to cum buckets?

Hmm…

Well, fucking shit man.

I see, the four flavours on your plate each get paired up with another.

I, a 170lb 6’2" dude , have to choose one carb over the other because I can’t stomach both, but I notice it’s common for menu items to have toast on the side of another type of grain, so I figured it must be for a reason

Sorry I spelled hashbrowns wrong.

Let me rephrase; why do you like both toast AND hashbrowns?

Pancakes, eggs, bacon, OJ, milk. Everywhere I go out for breakfast, I to look for the closest thing on the menu to this.

Just curious about why you need toast AND pancakes, not just one or the other?

Or next thing ya know, it turns out the brick has bluetooth too and is required to connect to the phone in order to charge it during normal use, so OP’d have to pair it with the phone as well in order to power the headphones, further reinforcing the locals.

I would love to see the looks on their poor faces when they witness this.

Not US, but Canada. I don’t work a desk job, but but drive around doing work out of a van full of tools, with ladders on top.

Most days I can do 6-2, 7-3, 8-4, 9-5, how ever I want… After 8 hrs I get over time. After 12 hrs is double time.

Lunch is paid.

Usually I set an alarm, either get up, or snooze a bit, and find myself on the job site sometime between 7 and 8 put in 8 hrs of work that day, and go home unless we get busy and something comes up, and the over time is there if I want it. I take it more often than not. It pays off come Christmas time as a pay bonus

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I just started Talos Principle the other day and this reads like something that computer that keeps arguing with me about personhood would say

I think you have too uhhhh… Download the drivers from the internet

Aw fuck I knew that, but never seen it used as an acronym. Hahahah thanks

Fuck all financial officers ? Is that what FAFO means?

Insulated down to -9.4db

Just gonna play devils advocate and say they both involve entering without permission…

I turn screws as part of my job and can’t eait to try this

I did not think people would perceive it like that, and didn’t realize the jack was phased out before bluetooth ear buds were a thing, as I myself had a phone with a headphone jack until at least a couple years later, and by the time I got a phone without a headphone jack, I didn’t need it anymore.

I for one have been very happy with wireless headphones because with my job, the wires would get caught on stuff too easily, or I had to run the wires through my shirt, and they barely had enough slack for me to turn my head while my phone was in my pocket. (and btw the job I have is that’s unsupervised where I can have an ear bud in while working)

Yes we are and that’s okay we’re not against headphone jacks, it’s just that this post right here is about wireless earbuds

Nvm replaceable batteries, I keep buying 2-3 pairs of ear buds a year because I keep forgetting them in my pants when I wash them, or I give them a pat down and don’t feel them inside of them.