Instructions unclear, now have yeast infection.

If you read the instructions, that is for body hair and not your lady junk and starfish. You are also suppose to test the hair melting cream out on a small spot to make sure you don’t have an abnormal reaction. There is a nair for sensitive areas. You will have to wait it out.

The burning will stop, but things may get pretty gnarly looking and you will want to apply a moisturizing lotion to help with dry skin or scabs. You may want to seek medical care if it is like road rash bad or doesn’t calm the fuck down.

Kill a half hour working out and/or go for a jog. You don’t even need weight, just do bodyweight.

Take up hiking, it is nearly free, you get sun and exercise. You can even take a trash bag with you and clean up litter.

Find someone to stalk and murder.

Fishing is a great and cheap waste of time and you get sun.

Find an unsolved mystery in your area and work on solving it.

Start collecting pinecones, cool rocks, or used syringes.

Birdwatching can obliterate free-time and you might meet some widowed GILF to be your sugar momma.

Go places and give them Google or yelp reviews, be derrainged in your writing style like Hunter S Thompson with a head injury.

Take up meditation and have a false sense of superiority because you practice socially acceptable rotting with a calming mentally healthy spiritual guise.

Yoga is a thing, I’m sure you can make yoga pants look great.

Taxidermy roadkill armies don’t assemble themselves, you can even find a tabletop game event to unlease your army upon and meet new people. Worst case you learn about the criminal justice system and that will kill even more time.

Befriend a murder of crows and receive their gifts.

Valedictorian is a way, but plenty of valedictorians aren’t the smartest kid, just the smart one who had the motivation to become one.

Can’t even use SAT or ACT score to pick, because the smartest kid may not have cared enough to bother or try to do as well as they could.

All you need for bumpfire to happen is hold the gun in such a manner that the recoil pushes the gun away from your finger and you pulling forward causes your finger to hit the trigger.

People use beltloops as a way to keep your finger stationary. There are plenty of YouTube videos on how to do a bumpfire.

Probably worse. There is a high risk that the microplastics will cause inflammation that will lead to cancer. Microplastics are everywhere in our bodies, which means we may develop cancers throughout our body.

We are so close to being able to cum glitter. Just think of the possibilities. What a time to be alive.

It is USD, but you are in Vietnam.

You know those machines that dispense stickers for quarters?

I have a road atlas in my car. Other than that, I will print out trail maps when backpacking.

I’m just waiting for it to oroboros and implode.

The rear has no headroom, so that is going to suck even worse to be put in the back of if you are like 6ft.

They will probably give them to the officers that don’t do traffic enforcement because they would be terrible at anything other than presence. Literally every other model Tesla would be better at being a cop car.

Don’t do BJJ ancient Greek style, got it.

It should be revoked upon conviction in the same filing. It isn’t, which creates a delay and that is a problem. They shouldn’t be pursuing it, it should already be revoked and a sheriff or state police should have taken it from him after conviction.

I don’t necessarily agree with revoking rights for non-violent felonies without exigent circumstances, but he would fit my exemption.

Don’t demonic possession shame people. They are vessels and can’t choose the nature of the spirit that has taken their mortal form.

Good thing he stopped using it a few weeks ago.

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Terrifying and I would be surprised if they didn’t go dark side, all that primal rage does not a Jedi make.

Remember voting records when you consider voting for an incumbent.

With a face like yours, I am more curious if you have a painting in your attic getting younger.