The word EmuDeck made me do a double take

Do you sometimes or occasionally go to a store? If yes then great. Simple deposit the empty bottle into the bag you take to the store and you’re dandy!

That is a simple trick only millions of people are performing every day

I’ve recently had a similar discussion on why orange ice cream isn’t that popular, but exists in form of water ice

Our conclusion was that acidic flavors, like orange and apple just aren’t good combined with cream, instead being better served as a sorbet

But he did have two sisters, which makes this post a lot weirder

Quick question, is this a tax deductible donation? The IRS won’t answer my emails on this

Unfortunately, neither vanilla nor coffee beans are actual beans

[…] the next you see whole rivers covered in plastic waste flowing out into the ocean from certain countries.

Which is why they’re working on exactly that

Not just math but actual maths

That’s like math^2

How else do you think gloves are made?

Unfortunately only in culinary terms, as neither vanilla nor coffee beans are true beans

Mads looks genuinely upset that you interrupted their little love session

I don’t think I remember that episode of Archer

I once had an enema version of this car

This is my private domicile and I will not be harassed

The corpse of Harry Potter that’s slowly coming back to life

Oh wait, that movie exists already

Of coure the large breasted, scarcely dressed waifu of questionable age shall still be referred to as “Wilson”

Mine can be turned around and have “9mm” and “11mm” printed on them

The problem is exclusive rights.

If you wanna watch 3 different shows but they are all on different platforms, then you gotta go and pay for all 3. You can’t just watch the Netflix version of Loki, or the Disney+ version of Ted Lasso.

You mentioned monopolies but the problem is that each platform holds hundreds of monopolies, each for one specific show/movie.

In a perfect world, there would be some sort of law or agreement against exclusive rights, where every service can show any product they bought the (non-exclusive) rights to.

In that scenario, streaming services would have to compete by being the cheapest or offering the best service.

But alas, this is not a perfect world

So the penis inspectior that shows up at my house two times a month is a fraud?

I’m pretty sure that the act of simply drinking something is a known remedy for hiccups. So I guess drinking through that straw does work, it’s just not because of the straw