also coughs up scams and malware

“I’ve got the black lung papa.” cough

-Chrome Canary

Nah, 2nd Suicide Squad was good.

The second suicide squad was pretty good but the first was bad, more or less in the same ballpark as Joker IMO, but Joker was a little better.

Wow, worse than the first Suicide Squad?

The irony is strong with this one.

“Wake up babe, proton support for MacOS just dropped!”

Denying the will of the people has historically had some pretty ugly outcomes, I really hope they don’t.

[excited freemen noises]

“May your blade chip and shatter.”

checks calendar

doot

Classy.

fReEdOm fRiEs!!1

Still weird, trashy, and offensive. How could they possibly think this was a good idea? Putting out things like muffins and other breakfast stuff is standard at any decent hotel, trying to make it into some sort of complimentary muffin tribute though? Wtf Marriott?

Hey, he just wants to kill some more people. No big deal right?

checks rulebook

My mistake, murdering shoplifters is actually still kind of a big no-no. Apologies.

“Negative. We are trains.”

I think it’s a reference to a lucky cigarette

A transdimensional lizard person will eat you.

“Huh, this god tastes like chicken.”

sighs