But left isn’t a car, that’s a snail. But he’s got nerves of steel

What’s that will Smith song with the a propos music video?

Don’t know, don’t care. I’m all for it

One of the worst I’ve seen was “blow load, piss, shit. Pipes are clean.” I saw that in 2011

ASS2GRASS BBY

Thanks, c’est la vie. But I am now getting the treatment I needed probably 15 years ago

I’ve missed out on so many relationships (platonic and romantic) because I met someone in a manic episode and we hit it off super well and then the depression hits and I isolated myself. Yucky

I have no butthole, yet I must shit? Isn’t that the scifi book?

It ain’t eezy bein cheezy

Are the plants growing? Are they in water? Your honor, no further questions

I’m a god! How can you kill a god? What a grand and intoxicating innocence. OOO OOO

Isn’t this the second Harry potter book?

I’m kind of like a bee. People aren’t sure if I’m the mean kind or the nice, fuzzy pollinator but if you just wait it out, I’ll go

Not always, I watched Moana on pH. And no it wasn’t a “special version”, it was the actual movie Moana

I have no friends and I must meme

Just trying to make sure we’re all on the same page here

Like this?

Fuck me, this is precious

Calm down, Roosevelt

Oh yah, it’s a Radisson so it’s pritty guud. It’s got da troo coat