Get back to me when it’s attempted buggery.

I saw this when I was about 7 or 8. It was a great horror; really enjoyed it!

I was about to say “I’m not surprised”.

I even thought the psychologist and psychiatrist I’ve seen the past couple of years look almost as miserable and exhausted as me.

Terrible state this country seems to be in.

Almost every American WWII film for starters. U571 was especially awful.

Section 28 in the UK which banned the “promotion” of homosexuality in schools fucked up a lot of kids in the 90s including me. Thankfully it was repealed.

Don’t let America go that route. You’ll cause more harm by restricting discussion of sexuality.

As a young teen I thought my attraction to my classmates meant I was a paedophile. It resulted in me cutting, burning and hitting myself whenever I wanked to anything gay as a form of ‘DIY conversation therapy’.

I still have the scars at 40 and I only properly came out as gay at 38 after years of self hate.

All I would have needed is a person in authority like a teacher or parent to say “same sex attraction is normal” or “fancying your same sex mates doesn’t make you a pedo - you may just be gay”.

I know it sounds fucking dumb to hear as an adult but as a confused, angsty, pubescent teen who grew up pre-internet* it made sense that I was perverted, evil and broken.

*The internet doesn’t necessarily make it easier for teens to confirm themselves. They could just as easily fall into the same mindset as me due to misinformation rather than ignorance.

Street Spirit - Radiohead

I’ve heard Germans say it’s terrible in German too.

Wouldn’t if I was you.

My art teacher in secondary school once called me a “freak”. 🙂

I think it’s French for new.

So…noo-vo

It’s also a Metallica song

Fuck your duck! I raise you my 🐦

Aaaw that’s sweet. 🥰

German you wazzock! Gerry-German.

Why is a Manc using a dirty, rotten, filthy Gerry user account?

Do you have no honour? No decency?

When you remember where the buttons are they’re fine to navigate. The average keyboard that meant people can type on without looking has less physical feedback (2 small bumps on f and h).

Brother are good but I got a Kyocera about 6yrs ago and have never had to change the toner. I’ve been through about 2 blocks of paper in that time. Prints great.

Plug & Play on Windows and Linux

Holy fucking shit balls. I contemplated seeing up an instance on a £5 VPS. Hmmmm, I think my scale is a bit off.

Ive just this second opened the worlds first meth bank! Freely and securely deposit all your meth in me.

Sounds a lot like homeopathy.