Warlocks are the pets of other beings doing tricks to earn treats.

“D’at’s hawt.”

Awesome, that game was quite fun in early access. I’ll have to install it again.

I disagree with the part where a single person gets to decide to follow a law or not because it opens up the other side doing the same thing.

That same gender affirming care could be through the post, in which case someone who disagrees could just not deliver it.

The law needs to apply evenly or what is a loophole to one is shenanigans to the other.

I’ve seen a lot of rulers that actually don’t have a mark at 0 and instead go right to the edge as 0. Typically they are worn down, being made of wood, so the accuracy of the first inch is dubious. To ensure the distance is correct, sliding the ruler down one unit is a good idea. So, my ruler starts at 0 but my measurements start at 1.

And yet the listing would still probably say “near mint condition”.

It’s also very good at absorbing things directly into our blood streams. I think sucking on venom is a good way to poison yourself.

Now hold on mate, just listing facts is not the same as an endorsement of a conclusion. The same can be said about NOT listing facts. All the information available should be presented to allow for informed opinions.

The longest journeys all start with the first step.

I would just throw clothes into the washing machine and maybe set it to a more thorough setting. Fabric lined would be a small steam cleaner with some enzyme cleaning spray until the water was clear and the staining was gone.

I’ve cleaned up too much dog poop to be overly concerned at this point.

Generally the person who recorded the music would have a performance copyright on that recording. This is often sold, licensed, or otherwise given to another group to distribute that recording such as through CDs or streaming. That same performance can also frequently be licensed for use in videos, commercials, public displays, etc.

If the campaign purchased a license from the distributor to play the recording at a public event, there really isn’t any consultation with the original artist. Hence, an artist’s music being used for something they do not agree with.

If they did not purchase a license, that’s when the lawyers are unleashed.

Nice try, but I have more than that now and don’t want to go down to either.

Playing games on the couch: normal. Playing games with the couch: weird.

I think there’s a fun bit of linguistics there. If you say more unpopular it implies that both are unpopular and one is even more so. If you say less popular, it implies that they are both popular, but one is to a lesser degree.

But then how will they upcharge you for additional storage or push you to their monthly cloud storage solution?

Doctor delivering a black baby: “Well ain’t you just the cutest little fella!”

A timer goes off in the background.

“Get a job, n-!”

City streets Take me to work So I don’t Have to twerk For some money Sellin’ my body Living is not free Somebody help me.

Can’t go calling yourself the greatest country in the world forever, eventually you either need to put up or shut up.

Mate, I’ve had users who were sharing an account that only some of them had MFA prompts for. They didn’t bother checking who had initiated the prompt, they just approved it because it was easier. And that was while they were fully awake and thinking…