I’m not kidding, but I also cannot self-terminate so I’m not going anywhere anytime soon unless it’s a case of “Mind that bus!” “What bus?” splat

Which again I wouldn’t do intentionally because that would be self-termination and I can’t do that.

3/10 are hopelessly naive

…Am I allowed to pass on to a better place now?

Visibly concerned

Wait what’s Gnome?

God that’s a pet peeve of mine, people who think they’re the sole component about why something works, when what’s working works IN SPITE of them.

Shareholders definitely qualify.

I’m actually reminded of the time James Randi refused to debunk some tech bro’s astrology app, despite him being gung ho about how well it worked… With the reason Randi gave being that because it was an app and claimed to have math behind it, it was too close to the realm of science to count as anything supernatural… Even though there’s virtually no difference between this and a horoscope in the paper, but he was fooled by there being a phone involved. So the guy DID NOT get debunked or even tested despite being full of shit he was, he didn’t get tested or in the running for the million, but he got Randi’s seal of approval… That’s a task failed successfully moment right there.

God JREF’s reputation is so overblown.

Remember: You are not immune to propaganda, you will accept anything if it’s presented in a way that seems plausible yet magical enough to you.

I hate how accurate this is

I’m in North Carolina, since Obama’s second term we’ve been getting redder and redder, and it’s kinda bumming me out.

The second parliament wants themselves to be the sole exception from a law they wanna pass, that law should be scrapped.

My plan is “hope the afterlife is real and then be a spooky ghost”

Especially since Reddit passes out bans like candy, it’s the biggest forum on the internet and I can’t use it because of a site wide ban that I didn’t deserve.

Sadly it will, and I’ll ahve to stop using it since I mostly use it to listen to stuff while I’m at work

So far the app has already banned a featherless hen and its own creator (seriously)

Planned obsolence should be illegal

This shit is what made Reddit unusable, up until it literally became unusable when site-wide bans started getting handed out like candy.

Actually… It’s straight up not safe to drink from here.

So since Deviantart, Imgur, and Tumblr died by banning porn, he’s hoping X will come back to life!?!?

Citizen’s United means it literally is

So uhh… why aren’t companies suing the shit out of Google?