WWJD? Shrek, apparently.
WWJD? Shrek, apparently.
Makes me think of this
Dibs on the bike!
Neither. There is an age difference, sure, but an 80 year old woman is a well-lived human adult who can make her own choices. If it were an 80 year old female elf, then possible. Not sure what the age of consent is in elvish customs, or the age of emotional maturity. As for robbing the grave, no, she’s not dead. Robbing the cradle implies young life inside the cradle and there is nothing living in a grave. Now, if the elf provided the woman with prolonged life through elvish ways, then technically, he’s robbing the grave.
Now that avian flu is available in hamberders, masks only get in the way of eating. So, still irrelevant and illegal.
Johnny B Goode?
Gotta be Disco Duck
It’s 9AM on a Saturday And I am dropping a deuce There’s a piano sitting next me My bowels are sloppy and loose
“Maybe a bit too relatable?” - Billy Joel (probably)
Ah, yes. Mozzarella. Fruit of the udder.
My nuggetses
There are Carvels and Cinnabons in the same building in some places. Yeah. Stoner Mecca, my dude. Hope you enjoyed the fuck outta that. Looks killer!
POON. Muad’Deepthroat. Feyd-Rawdog. The story just lends itself to porn parody.
Faburgé
Great soundtrack, too. If you want some more of that 90s slacker energy action, check out “S.F.W.”
“It’s Bordering time!”
“Jesus juice”
Napoleon Dynadidn’t