Waiting for “Stop the nukes” to be added to his list of single-syllable talking points…

I still miss the atomic hand grenade…

Cool! her ex owns 25% of your house. That’s very generous of you.

I’d settle for my provincial government not actively fucking over health care, ripping up contracts with doctors, and then wondering where all the doctors went…

Travel mugs are a thing, and they don’t come with paper lids.

you know what’s REALLY wild? When I was a kid, there were roughly 4.5 billion people to feed every day. I’m not that old, but the global population has doubled in my lifetime. Crazy.

so… “this is good for both countries and will be an important part of Ukraine’s recovery, but I will vote against it because I can’t go on record voting for anything that mentions the magic words ‘carbon pricing’. sorry. would have loved to help, but CARBON!”

I assume the same “pristine viewscapes” bullshit will apply to oil & gas and coal mines etc. (of course it won’t)

the metric of concern here isn’t GJ, but tonnes of carbon emitted.

see also: insurance caps, mining, abandoned wells, etc etc. Some company (via a rich guy) says we need to do (or not do) this? On it! Actual human people say we need to do something? WOKE LEFTY LIBERAL TEARS!

they’re more interested in punishing his father, but will settle for trying to make JT’s life miserable by proxy.

wait until this guy hears about phone books… we used to have our full names, home addresses, and phone numbers printed in books that got delivered directly to every home in the city.

TRUDEAU WANTS TO RENAME OUR TEAM “THE SOLARS” DO THE SOVRINTY ACT THING!!!

separation would require a referendum, which would have 0% chance of passing. nobody wants this, beside some whackos. this is all posturing by the UCP, both to their base and to the federal government.

To paraphrase Norm Macdonald - the worst part wasn’t the escalation, it was the murderin’.

“farewell, fellow human, son of mine, in this authentically staged photo-op as you go to human-school. actual-humans exchange human emotions through a physical gesture of some sort. perhaps a handshake? yes. a handshake. the human photographers will surely document this actual-human interaction between myself (a human) and my son (also, a human) and the people of this country will finally embrace me as an actual human.”

(narrator: humans don’t shake their sons’ hands when they drop them off for the first day of school…)

There is no such thing as “self made”…

Government regulations??? That sounds like socialism!!! Oh, and can I get a couple billion dollars in tax money to cover my expenses? Which is totally not socialism how dare you!!!