I almost bought one as a Christmas present for my mom when I was ten. The last in the catalogue was holding it to her shoulder… I’m so glad I picked the brass penguin instead.

Add a dash of beagle for pure mayhem.

L’allemand est la langue Lemmy du matin chez moi. Ça met un peu de magie quand je prend mon café, j’essaie de deviner de qui les mêmes parlent. Cette image était une des premières qui m’a frappé.

Dear Americans there are hundreds of languages on the planet, in this time translating something is so easy, try embracing them rather than disappearing them.

What is that picture from?

What should I get? I’m back on Morrowind from a bout of dwarf fortress. A modern Morrowind would be perfect. But not oblivion I need something fresh. I’ve been eyeing start citizen but the reviews are really lackluster especially about the thing I care about.

That the first Trump administration mascot. I’m surprised he hasn’t been made wildlife secretary for this term

About three or four fountain pens I’ve been planning to buy some day. Im not attracted to the really expensive a one yet.

That was a fucking stupid idea to start with. What fucking morons would give any USA president the peace Nobel prize? Even to Obama, being a nicer one was very far from deserving that honor. (Just read that Kissinger you it too!?)

St-Laurent frappé un Montreal.

Canadian here, if it helps you. I’m not much more proud of my government. They did write a firm letter, but not much more. It also appear They support the right to preemptive strikes on Iran. The whole world is watching twiddling their thumbs or sitting on it. I’m not advocating for military strikes on anyone, I strongly believe it could be avoided if politicians actually cared about human lives.

I was told there would be so much heavy equipment it would destroy the road for three generations. Oh look it’s heavy equipment from over three generations ago.

Uh… Circle back dontt have the implied threat of -please escalate- that is regularly used in my 🎪 I think there’s a manager war going on.

Meeting host here too Agenda : defective thingamajig from supplier

• agenda Hello everu one we suspect that some mcguffins have been shipped with defectives turbo-encubalators. We have 24h to decide if we need to informed government agency

Inventory people - please identify origine of the turbo-encubalators and deliveries Engineers -please make risk assessment form, we strongly suspect defective product are in service.

Providing agenda is only useful if people fucking read it and inform themselves on the subject before coming in. Hi everybody why am I here? - you were supposed to evaluate the safety risk for customer using this defective component we discovered. - oh Why me? -you are the engineer that designed the part Can’t the supplier do the investigation, I have to make a report to my boss to identify where we can cut support

We have irrefutable proof, that we can’t show you, that Iran is stoning babies in the incubators with yellow cake.

Radical Democrats is awfully close to illegal Democrats.

https://youtu.be/bRkfDMChzlI key element of victory

Not happy about a teenagers speech during highschool ceremony, Now it’s national news. Congratulation dumbass. Genuine congratulation to the young woman, for speaking out.

Are they kept warm today? Like in a warmer water bucket or they just shove it in your armpit for a minute before inserting? (I must add, Vaginas are awesome be nice to them)

Wasn’t Sadaam doing USA bidding during Iran Irak war?

You better act quickly because they’re not wasting time.