Karyoplasma

Didn’t Khamenei already address this and say that regardless of who wins there won’t be any substantial changes to the status quo?

Ist so ca. das zweieinhalbfache von einem normalen Blutdruck. Immer dran denken: mit niedrigem Blutdruck lebt sich’s schlecht, mit hohem Blutdruck stirbt sich’s gut.

So, you are saying I should ask my representatives to focus more on achieving homelessnesslessness?

If everyone in a town has a house, could you say that town is homelessnessless?

Penises are called dicks because of the idiomatic reference “every Tom, Dick and Harry” for ordinary people.

It’s tough.

I consider myself a flexitarian, I adopt puppies, give them a good life till they’re about 2 years old, then humanely slaughter them and eat them. The stuff I don’t eat I backfeed to the next round of puppies.

I do the puppy thing as well, but I don’t eat them (they’re nasty). I just like killing puppies.

They are not.

Never, ever disclose that you are not a level 5 vegan or else they will scream at you while pretending that you are the problem.

Health food is anything that isn’t processed to hell and back.

Impossible is just alternative junk food. Like vapes are for cigarettes. Healthier still means crap. I’d probably just use mushrooms or tofu as a patty if I wanted an alternative to beef.

Drunk driving is the perfect sign that you are an entitled asshole. There’s no reason to be drunk driving.

Das sagen die, die zur Bolognese immer Spaghetti machen. Kriegsverbrechen.

Idk, 56 billion buckaroos would instantly make me “lose interest” in working. Permanently.

Social media was a mistake.

The chemical name is para-acetoaminophenol. Acetaminophen and paracetamol are both abbreviations. Tylenol is just a brand.

Works the other way around as well. When I was a teen, I though Rage Against The Machine’s “Killing in the Name” was asking where their sneakers are.

And now you do what they told ya

Ey Mann, wo issen mein Turnschuh?

“Dude, where is my sneaker (just one of the pair)”

Our first family computer, a tremendous beast with 128KB of RAM, a 40MB HDD and a whopping 6MHz processor that you could clock up to 12MHz, there was a program that I used to do that too. I can’t remember what it was called, pretty sure it was not Paint tho (I faintly remember typing “colors” to get to it). You could draw squiggly lines with a pen tool, enter text, circles and squares, but no triangles. You could also fill shapes with color (2 switchable pallets with 16 colors each IIRC) and even “shade” the area. The shading was just diagonal, parallel lines, but you could choose which direction they go lol

I like Paint because it lacks all of that. 95% of the time, I just need cut, rotate and resize.

Don’t push alpha to production, silly.

They are. Both are Ursus arctos which is a funny name because it’s just bear bear, once in Latin and one in Greek.

A tree. Inanimate objects are good listeners.