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Idk; I didn’t even know that hotdog had a name until seeing this post. I thought it was just something unique until now.

Rigger rigging.

It takes less effort to post a single paragraph of ranting than it does to edit the text on a meme image. In a way, this is a shittier shitpost than most.

came straight from the heart

Bullshit. You’re telling me he has a heart?

They’re getting ready to colonize Gaza Klandathu. They can’t be caring about the indigenous life. /s

The Tijuana dog changed my life. A customer had made one of those for me and my partner when we installed their internet. I was a little doubtful at first, seeing what was on it, but I was wrong to.

Hey, Elon: I got some fresh snake oil that will make your dick bigger, make you actually good at video games, and women will actually want to have sex with you and not just because you have more money than fucking God.

Are they basically stuck working there because of that specific visa they have (like the conditions for the visa are specifically for working at that one company), or could they actually find another place of employment?

“Hey, we may steal water from dry-ass places who barely have any to begin with and poison children in 3rd world countries but we aren’t monsters, man.” - Nestlé

If they shot him on 5th avenue, he wouldn’t control the Treasury anymore, would he?

You mean it won’t happen again. Netflix’s goal was never to be good. It was to disrupt the industry. And they’ve succeeded; which is why everything sucks and piracy is a better option once again.

A piggy bank even?

I just assume it’s a random doodad. Like a desk decoration or something. Why wouldn’t ancient people have had dumb bullshit that served no purpose other than it’s aesthetic value just like we do now?

Have you never heard of a vagina referred to as a roast beef sandwich? Marking it nsfw is part of the joke.

This is most excellent. The answer, I mean.

The fact there was an answer to be given is most assuredly not excellent.

I had one for a while as a teenager just because it was cheap and I had a website. That was ages ago though. Idk what registering a domain name is like in 2025. It probably sucks, just like everything else tho.

Also, his hand would not be that far away from his waist.

He’s an innie.

I have a Redragon keyboard using their off-brand CherryMX knock offs and it feels the same as the Corsair I had with actual CherryMX switches.

The Corsair is almost $200. The Redragon was $40, and came with a mouse, a headset, and a big ass mouse pad. But I don’t think they come in something that isn’t lighted in some way, if you don’t want RGB bs.

IMO, comedy is even funnier when the joke is explained. It’s like the difference between knowing that the sky is blue, and knowing why the sky is blue.

How do I buy a prisoner and how much do they cost on average? 🤔