If anybody can relate to this post, please stay away from all sharp objects and seek therapy.
If anybody can relate to this post, please stay away from all sharp objects and seek therapy.
Was the angle acute? Or was the angle obtuse?
“The angel came in unto her.”
Interpret that as you will.
The angel came through the door and into her abode?
Or the angel CAME into her vagina?
Hey all you modern-day meat eaters out there, raise your hand if you’ve ever actually killed an animal.
No one?
That’s what I thought.
Oh darn guess I’ll have to pour my separate bottles of bleach and ammonia in there since they’re not allowed past security checkpoint.
Why do you think this means you’re old and need your grave dug?
Anyway I’m pretty sure this movie was originally advertised as being about David Beckham the blonde soccer player. And I’m pretty sure that’s how they lured audiences into theaters.
Right? I have never seen it advertised in this context, it’s about 2 teenage girls and some old ladies dressed in middle eastern robes? WTF
oh. I’ve never seen that movie and I thought this post was a joke because I thought the movie bend It like Beckham was literally about David Beckham being a soccer professional.
I want someone to publicly humiliate him, rip off his sunglasses, red hat, wig, & mustache while he’s standing up there in public with cameras on him
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I keep clicking this thumbnail because bright colorful fluffy animals.
I keep reading the text and not comprehending anything.
Please don’t let her kick.
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Any song by that caterwauling band R. E. M.
And in his '80s now he’s most likely wearing a wig and a fake mustache to keep up that character look he created
Nair does not disintegrate skin. It disintegrates hair.
Then pour nair down the drain
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oh good, if this technology is on the horizon, I will continue to resist the urge to establish starlink service. I will wait until my android phone has this built in.