Last I tried it, it blinked red and blue also hahaha.

“Hwat in cornnashun!?”

It’d be great if all these things came up as suggestions for auto-complete whenever people searched him up.

Sounds like we should talk about it louder and get her some boxing lessons!

I’d be surprised if there wasn’t a cartoony trapdoor in the Oval Office right in front of the desk, at this point.

Holy coconuts it REALLY DOES! That’s some weapons grade level snark right here LOL. Wow that “controversies” section…

Honestly great move to immortalize when fascist strongmen act “weird” and embarass themselves to the world by sharing their true thoughts.

I thought Link Time Optimization usually involved at least an ocarina…

From the genius and his whipped minions that brought you MechaHitler after some “fixes and improvements”…

…Comes the same AI that offers to “fix your code.”

Wow. Simply astounding. A magnificent feat indeed, to waste so many finite precious resources over such garbage.

Kindly Ctrl+A and shift-delete “All your code files”, sir.

It hasn’t been this hard for Americans to find work since 2021

And before that, 2020, and before that, 2012, and before that, 2008, and before that. . . .

I suspect the system is designed this way, to put people in a near-permanent cutthroat burnout-hustle state of sheer desperation for anything even resembling stability.

It also keeps the working class as a whole scattered and inwardly conflicted, so they don’t mass up against their masters.

Believe it or not, mathematics majors who didn’t put “engineer” on their resume. :(

(This is a joke not meant to insult anybody, aside from whomever is responsible for this “degree market value” idea.)

In fact, only the strongest and most ruthless fruits and vegetables are selected to be enforcers.

So hey, remember all those Libertarian fringe types that were like “Rararar FEMA DEATH CAMPS!! THEY’RE A’BUILDIN ‘EM!! An’ they’re gon’ stick teh poor an’ disagreein’ U.S Citizens in there! Black bag kidnappings by the government!”

…So… interesting how they’re shutting down the actually-useful FEMA but…now that they’re building literal death camps…and kidnapping U.S citizens to drop in there for inexplicable reasons…where’s all that energy? That outrage?

…Just asking…

…with little scrutiny of Saudis, says Amnesty

It’s crazy how once one authoritarian regime starts getting rowdy, a bunch of others start doing horrible things too.

It’s like they plan to act on their most evil plans in the chaos of everybody else popping off, so that the world’s eyes are left spinning on which atrocity needs to be focused on first, and their particular crimes against humanity get very little individual attention.

I would love to see the results of a survey like:

“Well it won’t happen to me because _________”

policies risks alienating millions…

No. Already HAS. Nobody wants to come here. International entertainers cancelled their shows. Tourists aren’t interested in being harassed and detained. You scared them all off. Good job, absolute genius. It’s done. He broke it. It’s broken.

(“THIS. IS AN EX…PARROT! IT HAS CEASED TO BE!”)

The media is always saying “risks” lately because they don’t want to be directly accustory of the regime and get attacked for it.

It’s already bad. We’re already in deep shit. At this point everything saying “risking” disaster is like "Okay I’ll let you off with like 16 or maybe 17 more warnings and THEN you’ll be seein some consequences there, mister!"

The media should be holding them accountable. They should fear accurate reporting of their innumerable and heinous sins.

This light-handed reporting lulls masses into false hope that all the international betrayal could all be fixed with a simple change of heart, and it doesn’t hold the perpe-traitors to account for backstabbing and literally killing innocent people the world over, at home and abroad.

I like your example about foolish management, and you’re right in that’s what you’ll get when you “measure for holiness.” Hypocrites and holier-than-thous galore.

However, and I can only speak from a Christian experience, this is why “works based salvation” is not what is taught by Jesus Himself.

What you speak of with “How many of these laws did you follow enough to get a ticket to heaven?” is Hollywood theology at best, and not at all Biblical.

Numerous times He stresses doing good works in secret, and not to show off to others. (If you get attention for it, that’s your petty little reward, basically.)

A righteous life inspires good works naturally, and the Law makes sure we should never forget that none of us are perfect, therefore we are called to forgive others the way we’d wish to be forgiven.

We are not called to judge others. If you judge others, you’d best be ready to submit to being judged by the same metric. (And will likely be found wanting.)

I too, am I weary and sick of these religious cults, who want to wear the funniest big hats and stand on the highest podiums to look down their nose at all the lesser-thans. Surely, they’ve “already gotten their reward”, and those who use faith to mislead and abuse others do not know their God, and He will not remember them.

and saying that rich people don’t go to Heaven.

Indeed, this is the one the Americhristian cult of “supply-side Jesus” really doesn’t like. LOL

Obtaining significant wealth seems to generally coincide in prioritizing it, at the expense of the love for one’s Creator or fellow human being, and ultimately one’s own soul.

beating bankers and money-lenders,

In the interest of accuracy: He “drove out” bankers and money lenders selling sacrificial animals and such, who turned His Father’s house into a disgraceful shrine to money, but He’s not recorded directly inflicting violence upon them.

This is a crucially important detail given Christ’s Sermon on the Mount, among other examples, where He stresses forgiving one’s enemies:

Your integrity and commitment to transparency and truth is most honorable and appreciated.

Thank you for the update and for being a shining example the rest of us should follow. Stay safe out there. <3

Well said. Username checks out. Stay loud, my friend! ✊