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  • Mr_Blott@lemmy.worldtoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldReasonable
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    3 months ago

    No native English speaker would say “do these get any bigger” rather than “…come any bigger”

    So I’m assuming the shopper was a non-native speaker and the shelf stacker was JUST HORRIBLY RACIST OH MY GOD IM SO ANGRY I’M GOING TO WRITE A STRONGLY WORDED LETTER TO SOMEONE

    Edit - apparently I forgot that Americans are fucking retarded 😂😂😂



  • I can hear a Frenchman somewhere hon-hon-honing about the fact that our food culture is so pitiful, we have convinced ourselves we actually like eating an overrefridgerated supermarket sandwich out of a cardboard box and calling it lunch.

    Have you ever had a french supermarket sandwich, hen? They’re fucking awful. He’s not right

    Consider two people: one getting ready salted crisps, a BLT and a San Pellegrino, the other a spicy chicken pasta pot, the hard-boiled egg two-pack and a banana Yazoo. Which one would you rather have as your babysitter?

    Dunno, I’m not a judgemental wank like you, I’d take it on merit

    This is fucking GASH journalism and the advert for her “book” at the end says it all