You could sabotage his gas mask so he dies in WW1, not like he did anything important before then. Your proposition is nicer, though

Swiss Guard 1 : “Hey, should we look up what ‘JD’ stands for before letting him meet the Supreme Pontiff ? You think it could be relevant ?”

Swiss Guard 2 : “Nah…”

I got a warning for saying “I’m gonna put some dirt in your eye” in response to someone saying Spider-Man 3 was bad. 😂 I made an appeal and it was rescinded almost immediately, but still.

Which 4 ?

What if I don’t want to eat a cop ? 🤨

Vegeta ALWAYS yes ! >:)

I don’t disagree but that’s just whataboutism.

“Do you know what a rectangle is ?” - Jacob “The Fool” Drawfee

What is that picture from ?

I mean…

Here you go !

Rodents Of Unusual Size ? I don’t believe they exist.

Whia, that’s a weird typi to make!

Unless the Ukrainians have resorted to conscripting great apes, it’s “guerilla” rather than “gorilla”.

9 times out of 10, they’re just craving the 1 day blinding stew so it’s easier to just feed it to them any time they misbehave, you know ? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

You’ve never heard of Studio Ghibli, makers of famous animated movies such as “Princess Mononoke” or “Spirited Away” ?

If that’s the case, you have either been old for 30 years or you are actually too young.

What were they parodying ?