FYI teams has a setting to block direct calls and an automated voice message for missed calls.
Mine has been set to reject calls and play an automated message letting the caller know to ping me first on teams ever since my company decided it was an amazing idea to forward every employee’s office phone number/calls to our God damned teams account.
I despise spam calls and refuse to take calls unless asked first
A thief to be
Looking for opportunity
You should always do your crime out in the ocean. Maritime law and all that
Never sign anything. If they don’t have your signature they can’t prove you did anything.
There is also always money in the banana stand.
In bigger company’s C levels manage VPs who manage directors who manage managers
It’s management alll the way down
And they won’t say no
…Because of the implications
Honorable mentions that could be swapped with any of my bottom 4:
Eve online
Total war Warhammer 2/3
Baldurs gate 3
Minecraft
Elden ring
Borderlands 2
Pokemon emerald
Fallout 4
Monster Hunter world
Chivalry II
Gears of war 2
PUBG
Escape from Tarkov
Call of duty: World at war
Roughly in that order
$The$same$company$that$bundles$ bloat/mal/spyware$on$new$devices$
$$$Whatever$$$could$$$they$$$be$$$thinking$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
I had a roommate exactly like this in college
That poor dog and poor cat usually ended up locked in her tiny bedroom in our 3br apartment all day
She called the cops on us a couple times for having friends over
Maybe you wouldn’t
Yes
They are called CEO CIO or CTO
Yes hello
I would also like for you to pay me $20 (your choice of currency)
After you delete discord please send $20 to my lemmy account.
Ive been trying to figure this out all day and thats not it
Im pretty sure ive conflated parts of Mr murder and a completely different author/book called the mark of the assassin and honestly maybe parts of a 3rd book i havent remembered yet
I read those ~15 years ago
I think ive also ready exactly one koontz book
I think it involved a child genius inventing time travel with something that looked like salt and pepper shakers because his family was being targeted by an assassin for some reason
Also might have been a fever dream not sure
Nah this is real I was there
Trust me im a dentist
🏴☠️
Babe wake up new lemmy lore just dropped
Im almost certain eternally filling out myworkday applications will be my personal hell
Hell yeah.
Fuck adobe.
I submitted a complaint about this exact thing to one of the government sites so im going to pretend I had a part in this