You need to start calling her at midnight on your drive home just to chat. I used to do that to those people when I did the night shift.

I wonder how well it works, though. Us millennials played in the McDonald’s playgrounds and had birthday parties there but I don’t think McDonald’s is particularly popular with us as adults.

So many movies and tv shows lately feel like they were written by ai.

I’m Canadian in a place with a decent amount of snow and it’s cold for like six months of the year. I love summer.

I do live near a popular cottage area so the downside to summer is all the asshole cottagers who tailgate aggressively if you aren’t driving 30km/hr or more over the speed limit.

I’d never send my kids there, for sure. Although $50 to watch and feed my kid for a whole day does sound tempting.

The increase in child labour in America does seem concerning. I’m not American so I haven’t heard too much but I did hear there are some 14 year olds packing meat? Meat processing plants are awful places to work for anyone but especially kids.

I mean, the kids aren’t capable of doing actual work that would actually be profitable for the company. They’re going to slow the entire restaurant way down and probably break things. Honestly this sounds like a bad idea for the restaurant. Imagine the pure fucking chaos if all 30 kids are five years old.

Pirate metal is fun and silly.

I never finished resident evil 7 in VR.

I don’t know a single woman who hasn’t been at the very least harrassed by men they don’t know. I know so, so many who have been assaulted, and that’s just the women who have chosen to share their experience. Thinking your couple college classes means you know more about women’s experiences than women themselves is ridiculous.

Wow Americans start accruing interest on student loans while you’re still in school?? That’s crazy.

Plastic wrap, but a freezer bag with the air squeezed out would work too.

A guy on Tinder sent my friend a Patrick meme that said “Is mayonnaise an ice breaker?” I, a big Spongebob nerd, told her to pick that guy. They’re married now.

I like to buy discounted old lemons. I wrap them up and toss them in the freezer. They thaw ugly but are still good for cooking.

My doctor prescribed taro-mometasone (I think that’s how it’s spelled?) and it worked like magic. None of the other stuff worked. I tried Head & Shoulders, then Nizoral and Neutrogena T-Gel, and I don’t remember what else. It was so bad that it was clumping and scabbing and my hair was falling out. I struggled for a year and then my doctor gave me that thing and the problem just vanished. It came back once a year later and then never again. It’s been several years.

I worked at a pizza place in high school and we actually still had those carbon copy credit card things for when the machine wasn’t working. I’m too young to have seen them otherwise.

I just use generic vegetable oil for everything. It’s just a mix of different kinds of vegetable oils like soy and canola.

I think a lot of people who switch to non-dairy milk never really liked to drink milk in the first place. It was easy for them to switch. I had to cut dairy when I had a baby with a milk allergy and it was so hard. None of the milk alternatives taste anything like cow milk. I hated all of them. Vegan cheese is pretty terrible, too. Even the most expensive fancy cashew ones taste significantly worse than the cheapest cow milk cheese. I did like Daiya’s smoked gouda and nutritional yeast is pretty good, but other than that I was so glad to have cow milk back in my diet after a year of being dairy-free. I like meat alternatives but dairy alternatives are just bad. I hope science figures it out.

That baby with the dairy allergy outgrew the allergy but still prefers oat milk.

Hot peppers are pretty easy to grow, too. Trinidad scorpion peppers are stupid hot but they taste amazing. Highly recommend growing some.

Habanero tastes so good. Those and trinidad scorpion are my favourite hot peppers. I like making mystery hot sauce in September with a random mix of every kind of hot pepper I grew.

Schools have been trying and failing to ban cell phones for like 20 years. If we could ban phones from school, we would have succeeded by now.